OP AU: Chicken

Kav: "Let's Play A Game, Blondie"
Doflamingo: "I swear, I'm going to shoot those eyes out!"
Kav: "You sure you can, I hear your aim isn't the best, hha."
Doflamingo: "I swear to the fucking heavens, your head will be on a mantle!"

They end up shooting bystanders because wow, losing someone amusing would be unfavourable at this point.

Art, Kav (c) Me
Doflamingo, One Piece (c) Oda Eiichiro